A HAND BOOK & GUIDE ON HOW TO BECOME AN AMBASSADOR IN NIGERIA By Shehu Mahdi

A HAND BOOK & GUIDE ON HOW TO BECOME AN AMBASSADOR IN NIGERIA By Shehu Mahdi

BACKGROUND:

Remember Festus Keyamo called Tinubu all unprintable names and in 1999 he dragged the entire Lagos house of assembly members in case Number ID/639M/99 before justice C.O Segun of the Lagos State High Court for clearing Tinubu of certificate forgery.

Today The same Festus Keyamo is a minister under Tinubu

PART A

1. Abuse whoever is the president

2. Drag him to court

3. Call him unprintable names

4. Be very close to his rivals.

5. Hate him publically.

6. Dig into his academic records and bring out the fraud and forgery therein.

7. Travel far and wide upto his alma- mata to get copies of his contradictory academic credentials and publish same

PART BE.

1. Visit him privately at home and apologise

2. Start to project his dubious projects and project him as Godly and tell the public he is God sent

3. Defend all the fraudulent and criminal personalities under him

4. Call him the best thing that ever happened to Nigeria and that he is the only savior.

5. Become his unofficial spokespersons

6. Abuse everybody that belongs to the opposition.

7. But most importantly ensure that you abuse Peter Obi EVERYDAY.

GBAM: you will become an Ambassador and up up up there you climb. BUT PREPARE FOR A SUDDEN CRASH SOON THERE AFTER.