3 Types of Churches to Avoid in 2026

3 Types of Churches to Avoid in 2026

1. The Church of The Fine Boy or Fine Girl.
This is the church where the pastor is a superstar and the members are star struck. The pastor is usually overdressed. He or she is larger than life. The church revolves around the pastor. One of the signs is that the members don’t quote the Bible. It’s not about Jesus. Everything is about the pastor. The pastor is quoted and referenced in everything. The pastor is even worshipped.

This is a dangerous church because the pastor have become a cult personality. In this type of church you can never grow mentally and financially because you’re a pawn in the game of thrones, you’re a puppet in the hands of a puppeter. You’ll be squezzed dry under this pastor.

2. The Church of Time Wasters.
Any church that wastes your time is a dangerous place to be. There is a church you’ll attend and they’ll start service in the morning and it’ll stretch till evening. There are churches that’ll run meetings in the new year for 100 days! There are churches that’ll run ALL NIGHT meetings for five days at a stretch. The worst are MINISTRIES run by vvomen that put services during working hours. Don’t let any pastor waste your time in 2025. Time na money. Even as a church worker resist the temptation of spending too much time in church unless you’re being remunerated. I call 2025 THE YEAR OF HUSTLING. No time to waste.

3. Vampire Churches.
These are wolves in sheep’s clothing.  These Churches are dens of thieves.  The pastors are heartless and show no mercy. It’s merchandising. Everything is money,  money and money.  One on one for example is all about OBTAINING UNDER FALSE NARRATIVES.  You go see pastor for prayer and advise and pastor come collect your phone or car or land or house or toto!!

Vampire pastors use every opportunity to bill members.  Every meeting is fundraising.  The economy is very bad and many families are in dire straights. It’s terrible what Vampire Pastors do! They wreck lives.