A New Nigeria Is Possible – Banji Alabi Esq 

A New Nigeria Is Possible – Banji Alabi Esq

I beg laugh Small – enjoy :Compliments of the season:

I love my country- I no go lie

*THIS JOKE NEARLY KILLED ME….chai!!!*

A man died and went to Hell. There he found that there was a different hell for each country. He decided he’ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.

He went to the German hell and asked *”What do they do here?”*

He was told *”first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.*

*Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”.*

The man did not like the sound of that at all so he moved on.

He checked out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovered that they were all similar to the German hell.

Then he came to the Nigerian hell and found that there was a long queue of people waiting to get in…Amazed, he asked, *”What do they do here?”*

He was told *”first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Nigerian devil comes in after & whips you for the rest of the day.”*

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many people waiting to get in?” asked the man.

A concerned fellow
called him aside and said in a whisper, *”Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn’t work.”*

*The nails were paid for but they were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on.*

*And the Nigerian devil was formerly a civil servant in Nigeria, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other businesses!!”*
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LESSONS LEARNT
😂👊 Stop the blame game, 🙅‍♂️ If you put an angel as president, nothing will change if we don’t change ourselves, right? 🤷‍♂️

Nigeria needs a rebirth, and it starts with us! With you and I 💪 We gotta ditch this culture of worshiping money and start valuing integrity, hard work, and each other. 💰

Let’s shift the narrative and be the change agent we want to see!

Let’s break it down! 🤔 To spark change in Nigeria, I’d say we start with:
1. Leading by example- show integrity in our daily lives.
2. Value education , transparency & empathy- uplift others with knowledge & kindness.
3. Support local, think community- drive progress from the grassroots.

4: Ethnicity must never be allowed to override national interests

Ethnicity in Nigeria can be a double-edged sword, right? On one hand, it’s a source of pride and cultural richness; on the other, it can fuel divisions and hinder national unity.

In Nigeria’s case, when ethnicity overrides national identity, it can lead to instability.

But here’s the deal: it’s not ethnicity itself that’s the problem—it’s how we use it. If we prioritise Nigerian-ness over ethnic identity, we can build bridges.

The New Nigeria is possible: it starts with you and me. It starts with how we react to things from this morning and our judgement.

Put Nigeria first. Value transparency, integrity, justice, and fairness above ethnic sentiments.

In our lifetime, Nigeria will be great again.

CHANGE IS POSSIBLE

Wishing you and your family Merry Christmas and Happy New Year in advance 🎄❤️.

I love you All

Banji Alabi Esq