Funny Things Men promise during s£x, But will never do

Funny Things Men promise during sêx, But will never do

1. Baby, I’ll buy you a car tomorrow:
Tomorrow has turned to next 5 years.

2. I’ll never shout at you again:
Until you forget to warm his soup.

3. I’ll stop cheating, I swear:
Swearing ministry started that night and ended that same night.

4. I’ll open that shop for you next week:
Next week has gone on pilgrimage.

5. I’ll take you to Dubai after this round:
Only Dubai he took her to is the dream.

6. I’ll call my mother now and tell her you’re the one:
Up till today, mama never hear your name.

7. If you give me this one, I’ll marry you:
Till now, even invitation card he never print.

8. I’ll give you all my salary:
Salary entered and disappeared like spirit money.

Ladies, if promises made during s€x were legally binding, half of the men in this country would be in court by now.

As a lawyer, I can boldly say, if bedroom promises were contracts, my gender would be the richest plaintiffs in Nigeria.

Dear Husbands and men promise what you can in the other room.

Stella Justice
Legal and Marriage Clinic with Stella